live.

breathe.

keep breathing.

don't lose your nerve.

xo.

man down

all these little flying bugs must go!

i want to read fairytales + get strawberries all over my face.

not have lotion between my thighs + worry about tiny winged creatures suicide bombing my midnight thirst quencher. 

aka my glass of water.

[bastards]

i don't feel their subsequent death at the hands of gluttony is quite enough for what they are doing to me.

they deserve some exile from liquids or a firmly put time out.

what if they are riddled w/ some exotic disease that i will catch + then give to all my friends + family?

what if they are the precursor to the new plague?

side note: does blogger no longer believe in PLURALS?

---------->because it is loath to allow any of mine tonight

i can't help but make up dialog as they swarm:

g: sir, i can see the homestretch! it is w/in reach! 

s: gerald. you are an idiot. can't you see we must descend more discretely if we are to escape the wrath of the giant finger?

g: sir, i apologize. what would you suggest sir? shall we circumvent the finger's natural path by way of the lamp?

s: why gerald, i think you're coming round to reason! ha! let's give it a whirl!

g: ah sir, it seems to be work[SMOOSH]

s: GERALD! NOOOOO!!! 

i now feel somewhat vindicated.

thankyou.

xo.

blasphemy

s: i am a mermaid!

e: i am not! i am drowning!

s: i am a terrible swimmer for a mermaid.

e: that's because you've not got your tail. 

s: that would make it much easier! + i would not drown you...............i still wish i were a better swimmer.

e: you've spent nearly 90% of your life being a mermaid. you just need your tail.

s: thankyou. that makes me feel much better. i should find my tail.

xo.

harry potter

is over. forever.

we are SO SAD.

xo.

fishtails + fingers

sometimes i hang out w/ my littlest sisters + we do sisterish things like: braid hair

+ paint fingernails

it's lovely, really.

xo.

yes. always yes.

if you see a ginormous gummi bear on a stick
------------>you must buy it

i did.

+ i always will.

xo.

little surprises

while going through the music on my computer, aptly named: puck, for all the mischief he causes
[+ also because when i yell at him people always assume i'm yelling "fuck" + i find this endlessly amusing]
i came across a secret mystery cut copy album!


------------->PURE MAGIC.


the album is: zonoscope 
+ i am a little obsessed w/ the first track
so i thought i would share.
i had never seen the music video until this evening


"picture the dreams of buffalo bill from silence of the lambs, w/out all the blood + sex, + this is it"

xo.